(Source: forrestjunior, via alyssoap)
i hope my kid is this awesome
crimsun:Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
That was fun :)
Yale Rare Book Library (by nick hollot)